Overheards

Here’s a feed of just overheards (capped at the last 200, to keep things snappy):

1. Overheards

   12/09/2025, 15:28

   “You spend all day embarrassing yourself”

2. Overheards

   12/09/2025, 14:03

   “I didn’t realise your left leg is slightly longer than your right”

3. Overheards

   12/09/2025, 13:28

   “For a smelly pit, everyone was smelling so good”

4. Overheards

   12/09/2025, 12:51

   “Sorry to cheat on you at the sauna”

5. Overheards

   11/09/2025, 15:11

   “I can’t wait for it to be worse”

6. Overheards

   08/09/2025, 12:19

   Person A: “Do you experience your thoughts visually?”
   Person B: “Umm well, sometimes I see shapes when I orgasm”

7. Overheards

   28/08/2025, 15:51

   “It’s a bit last minute to be researching, ‘how do I get back into my house?’”

8. Overheards

   19/08/2025, 17:00

   Person A: “Is it Albanian or albino?”
   Person B: “I think albino is something else”

9. Overheards

   19/08/2025, 11:49

   “It didn’t look like a keyhole”

10. Overheards

    14/08/2025, 10:10

    “I’m happy if it’s illegal”

11. Overheards

    11/08/2025, 13:50

    Person A: “My therapist called me disloyal”
    Person B: “I’ve heard a lot about your therapist.”

12. Overheards

    11/08/2025, 13:45

    “Her name’s Destiny. I can say I have a date with destiny”

13. Overheards

    11/08/2025, 13:39

    Person A: “If there’ll be furries there, I want no part in that”
    Person B: “No, fairies”

14. Overheards

    11/08/2025, 11:13

    “Can you swim swim?”

15. Overheards

    01/08/2025, 09:51

    “It’s got people inside it”

16. Overheards

    31/07/2025, 10:01

    “To me, a circle is the best shape”

17. Overheards

    31/07/2025, 09:48

    “Stars? Yeah, stars are good”

18. Overheards

    30/07/2025, 14:16

    “You’re either a coward or an idiot”

19. Overheards

    30/07/2025, 13:48

    A: “He’s hot”
    B: “I know but he’s only got like one suit”

20. Overheards

    30/07/2025, 12:15

    “I need to remember that I can’t walk around naked”

21. Overheards

    24/07/2025, 23:36

    “Do you wanna go into the club with different names?”

22. Overheards

    21/07/2025, 15:37

    “You need to go full pony”

23. Overheards

    17/07/2025, 12:49

    “What’s wrong with your face?”

24. Overheards

    15/07/2025, 18:43

    “No fun allowed tomorrow. Tomorrow’s a serious day”

25. Overheards

    12/07/2025, 23:57

    “I’ve actually seen your mam drink four pints of Stella”

26. Overheards

    04/07/2025, 14:02

    “We need better representation. We need deodorant.”

27. Overheards

    04/07/2025, 12:50

    “I don’t think I could go back later”

28. Overheards

    04/07/2025, 12:46

    “I don’t chase highs, only mediums”

29. Overheards

    04/07/2025, 12:20

    “You know those shooting events where you take your pistols in the dark and you shoot each other, he was the one I hid on a bridge with”

30. Overheards

    03/07/2025, 13:24

    “I feel like a rectangle”

31. Overheards

    03/07/2025, 13:10

    “I agree, The Big Lebowski is a film”

32. Overheards

    02/07/2025, 17:14

    “He didn’t have any injuries. Well, his hair went on fire”

33. Overheards

    01/07/2025, 21:00

    “I haven’t been new in a while”

34. Overheards

    28/06/2025, 13:05

    “One of the space girls stands at the stalls”

35. Overheards

    28/06/2025, 11:58

    “Quick, there’s a crocodile!”

36. Overheards

    26/06/2025, 15:15

    “Wash your hands, say who you are”

37. Overheards

    23/06/2025, 13:31

    “The guy who owned the shop had a gun behind the counter, and he did shoot it at someone once”

38. Overheards

    23/06/2025, 12:21

    A: “I know there’s a vagina museum”
    B: “Never been”
    A: “Makes sense”

39. Overheards

    21/06/2025, 15:12

    “I can tell my Dad’s getting old because he stole a caravan”

40. Overheards

    21/06/2025, 12:58

    “I went to Love Island”

41. Overheards

    16/06/2025, 13:24

    “When she’s using a normal seatbelt she’s actually starting to look quite good”

42. Overheards

    11/06/2025, 14:25

    “Every college had a pet tortoise”

43. Overheards

    06/06/2025, 14:08

    “It seemed like the machine even knew what colour cup I’d put in”

44. Overheards

    06/06/2025, 13:45

    “I’m actually going to meet my favourite writer of dinosaur books”

45. Overheards

    30/05/2025, 14:36

    A: “That’s an embarrassed face”
    B: “Is it? I thought it was a shocked face”
    A: “Nope, it’s embarrassed”
    B: “Oh, well I’ve been using it all wrong then”

46. Overheards

    26/05/2025, 13:26

    “As we were passing, they pointed out the KGB headquarters”

47. Overheards

    24/05/2025, 13:24

    “I had this tiny little paper g-string”

48. Overheards

    23/05/2025, 15:26

    “He did a film with a chimp”

49. Overheards

    16/05/2025, 15:16

    “There are PR companies that will literally man the whole of Europe”

50. Overheards

    06/05/2025, 14:44

    “I’ve decided to keep the kitchen door”

51. Overheards

    02/05/2025, 16:47

    “I’ve never met a man called Kirsten”

52. Overheards

    01/05/2025, 15:44

    “I’m literally boiling alive here”

53. Overheards

    27/04/2025, 13:28

    “I have a thirst for vengeance I think”

54. Overheards

    20/04/2025, 18:46

    “She doesn’t like to wee in her pants”

55. Overheards

    17/04/2025, 15:15

    “I don’t think he knew what halloumi was”

56. Overheards

    10/04/2025, 16:33

    “Yes you can put 7 pairs of knickers in your handbag”

57. Overheards

    09/04/2025, 13:50

    “She has the most severely centre-parted hair”

58. Overheards

    01/04/2025, 13:25

    “I don’t do drugs but I do love camping if that makes sense”

59. Overheards

    01/04/2025, 11:00

    “Her name’s Libby, yeah she’s very friendly. Her mum was Madonna”

60. Overheards

    31/03/2025, 20:20

    “I had so much fun washing your wigs”

61. Overheards

    28/03/2025, 16:15

    “There’s always divorce”

62. Overheards

    26/03/2025, 16:02

    “You don’t remember telling me you liked to borrow and wear your colleagues’ clothes, so that when you walked around no-one recognised you? You don’t remember that conversation?”

63. Overheards

    17/03/2025, 15:34

    “John is dead. Ridiculous”

64. Overheards

    11/03/2025, 17:10

    “You looked like a baby when you were a baby”

65. Overheards

    05/03/2025, 16:57

    “I don’t have enough meat on my bones to end up at an ice bar”

66. Overheards

    05/03/2025, 14:53

    “I love sound”

67. Overheards

    03/02/2025, 12:45

    “Milk from only select, non-binary cows”

68. Overheards

    20/12/2024, 16:30

    A: “You know that woman I did Reiki with?”
    B: “Yeah”
    A: “Dead.”
    B: “Oh wow”
    A: “Yeah, last person I hooked up with”

69. Overheards

    20/12/2024, 16:00

    “There’s so many dogs in Devon”

70. Overheards

    20/12/2024, 15:55

    “My mum shouldn’t have to live in a room full of dog shit” 😔

71. Overheards

    15/01/2023, 12:00

    1. “This week I counted 106 teabags”
    2. [Person on phone] “’Ello mate it’s [name] from [football club], have you got any referee cards in stock, yellow and red?”