Overheards

Here’s a feed of just overheards (capped at the last 200, to keep things snappy):

1. Overheards

   28/06/2025, 13:05

   “One of the space girls stands at the stalls”

2. Overheards

   28/06/2025, 11:58

   “Quick, there’s a crocodile!”

3. Overheards

   26/06/2025, 15:15

   “Wash your hands, say who you are”

4. Overheards

   23/06/2025, 13:31

   “The guy who owned the shop had a gun behind the counter, and he did shoot it at someone once”

5. Overheards

   23/06/2025, 12:21

   A: “I know there’s a vagina museum”
   B: “Never been”
   A: “Makes sense”

6. Overheards

   21/06/2025, 15:12

   “I can tell my Dad’s getting old because he stole a caravan”

7. Overheards

   21/06/2025, 12:58

   “I went to Love Island”

8. Overheards

   16/06/2025, 13:24

   “When she’s using a normal seatbelt she’s actually starting to look quite good”

9. Overheards

   11/06/2025, 14:25

   “Every college had a pet tortoise”

10. Overheards

    06/06/2025, 14:08

    “It seemed like the machine even knew what colour cup I’d put in”

11. Overheards

    06/06/2025, 13:45

    “I’m actually going to meet my favourite writer of dinosaur books”

12. Overheards

    30/05/2025, 14:36

    A: “That’s an embarrassed face”
    B: “Is it? I thought it was a shocked face”
    A: “Nope, it’s embarrassed”
    B: “Oh, well I’ve been using it all wrong then”

13. Overheards

    26/05/2025, 13:26

    “As we were passing, they pointed out the KGB headquarters”

14. Overheards

    24/05/2025, 13:24

    “I had this tiny little paper g-string”

15. Overheards

    23/05/2025, 15:26

    “He did a film with a chimp”

16. Overheards

    16/05/2025, 15:16

    “There are PR companies that will literally man the whole of Europe”

17. Overheards

    06/05/2025, 14:44

    “I’ve decided to keep the kitchen door”

18. Overheards

    02/05/2025, 16:47

    “I’ve never met a man called Kirsten”

19. Overheards

    01/05/2025, 15:44

    “I’m literally boiling alive here”

20. Overheards

    27/04/2025, 13:28

    “I have a thirst for vengeance I think”

21. Overheards

    20/04/2025, 18:46

    “She doesn’t like to wee in her pants”

22. Overheards

    17/04/2025, 15:15

    “I don’t think he knew what halloumi was”

23. Overheards

    10/04/2025, 16:33

    “Yes you can put 7 pairs of knickers in your handbag”

24. Overheards

    09/04/2025, 13:50

    “She has the most severely centre-parted hair”

25. Overheards

    01/04/2025, 13:25

    “I don’t do drugs but I do love camping if that makes sense”

26. Overheards

    01/04/2025, 11:00

    “Her name’s Libby, yeah she’s very friendly. Her mum was Madonna”

27. Overheards

    31/03/2025, 20:20

    “I had so much fun washing your wigs”

28. Overheards

    28/03/2025, 16:15

    “There’s always divorce”

29. Overheards

    26/03/2025, 16:02

    “You don’t remember telling me you liked to borrow and wear your colleagues’ clothes, so that when you walked around no-one recognised you? You don’t remember that conversation?”

30. Overheards

    17/03/2025, 15:34

    “John is dead. Ridiculous”

31. Overheards

    11/03/2025, 17:10

    “You looked like a baby when you were a baby”

32. Overheards

    05/03/2025, 16:57

    “I don’t have enough meat on my bones to end up at an ice bar”

33. Overheards

    05/03/2025, 14:53

    “I love sound”

34. Overheards

    03/02/2025, 12:45

    “Milk from only select, non-binary cows”

35. Overheards

    20/12/2024, 16:30

    A: “You know that woman I did Reiki with?”
    B: “Yeah”
    A: “Dead.”
    B: “Oh wow”
    A: “Yeah, last person I hooked up with”

36. Overheards

    20/12/2024, 16:00

    “There’s so many dogs in Devon”

37. Overheards

    20/12/2024, 15:55

    “My mum shouldn’t have to live in a room full of dog shit” 😔

38. Overheards

    15/01/2023, 12:00

    1. “This week I counted 106 teabags”
    2. [Person on phone] “’Ello mate it’s [name] from [football club], have you got any referee cards in stock, yellow and red?”